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  1. Unix, Where the hackers play.
  2. Programmers are tools for converting caffeine into code.
  3. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.
  4. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
  5. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
  6. Windows does not detect any keyboard...Please press 'ENTER' to continue...
  7. Never make fun of the geeks, one day they will be your boss.
  8. The box said 'Requires Windows 7 or better'. So I installed LINUX.
  9. Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
  10. JUST SHUT UP AND REBOOT WINDOWS!!
  11. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
  12. Alert! User Error. Please replace user and press any key to continue.
  13. You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead.
  14. Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
  15. Just because you don't believe doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
  16. Sometimes when my internet is down, I forget that the rest of my computer still works.
  17. In Microsoft world, you are always one click away from harming yourself.
  18. Best file compression around: "rm *.*" = 100% compression
  19. Hackers in Hollywood movies are phenomenal. All they need to do is "c:\> hack into fbi"
  20. RAM disk is not an installation procedure.
  21. Open source programmers never die; they just transfer their codes to another programmer.
  22. Unix is user friendly...its just selective about who its friends are.
  23. Windows supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously.
  24. I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.
  25. Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Unix.
  26. Those who don't understand Unix are doomed to reinvent it, poorly.
  27. Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
  28. I think Microsoft named ".Net" so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.
  29. Talk is simple, show me your code.
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